Completely ruining Up Our Lives, Guys
Completely ruining Up Our Lives, Guys
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Let's be honest here, dudes. We're completely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're lost.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and just accepted our fate?
“2. Meant to Be Fucked by You, Guys”
You guys have about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of shit that gets your blood pumping. No time for weaklings here, only those who need it all. We're talking about getting dirty and feeling every inch of the action.
- Ignore that shitty stuff you’ve been seeing.
- That where the real fun is.
- Take what you deserve: a wild, powerful night.
We're not begging. We’re just telling you the reality.
Guys: Bro Nail You know Right ASAP
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Screw around with Chat, just Get in there already. I'm Wet and waiting for you to Get down and dirty.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Dude! Those Dudes {Want to Fuck Me|Think They Can Have Their Way With Me
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Read a Room. I've been trying to Be Firm, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyCreepy.
- Maybe I Should Call the Police.
- Seriously| This is getting Way Too Intense.
Let Me Be Clear, I just want to Live My Life in Quiet! Is that too much to ask?
Let's Fire this Fucking Insane
Tonight, we're gonna turn it up. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta crank it up and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will have you sweating.
We're hitting the dance floor all night long. So, are you ready to have a blast?
Let's make this a story we tell for years.
Fuck It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up check here the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Beer solves everything, right?
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.